So Libby Dog came down the hill today with a big smile on her face. She was so happy because she had found a big pile of poop to roll in. Little white dog was half black. Usually I am sympathetic to her bathing needs and warm up her bath water for her. Not today. Today she got the old cold hose and a ton of soap.
Dogs! Why do they have to be so doggy? They roll in poop. They eat poop. They sniff each others butts, and they love dead things. And after all that, they want to lick your face. Acchhhh!
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LOL
ReplyDeleteinstead of poop think perfume
we think DNKY dogs think badger poop
instead of sniffing butts think shaking hands
their way probably spreads fewer germs
smelling, rolling on, playing with dead things think funeral
licking your face well a kiss is still a kiss
DNKY? Showing my ignorance.
ReplyDeleteThis is dog poetry! Libby and Jackson would love you to pieces.
Should have been DKNY
ReplyDeleteDonna Karan New York she's designer with her own line of everything including perfume.